Draco: w-what? O-Oh no *picks up the baby warily* a-are you hungry?? No? T-Then Wha– stop crying!!…HARRY!

Harry: *jumps* *goes to check baby* *makes sure there is no boo boos* hurt? No? Sick? *narrows eyes and does a quick spell* no….–….HERMIONE

Hermione: *runs towards baby, and picks him up, starts to cradle and rock him* I-its not working! *makes a bunch of funny faces* no?! *sings a potion ingredient rhyme*….RONALD

Ron: haaaa nope. *grabs the baby and brings him over to Gma Mol.

Molly: *is vacuuming, making new sweaters, cooking 5 pots of rice and baking cookies* really guys? *grows another arm from the 8th dimension of motherhood* *picks up the baby, puts him over her shoulder and pats his back*

Teddy: *burps* *smiles and kicks around happily in glee*

Draco, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: *jaws wide open*

Molly: and that’s how it’s done!