When you first saw Robert Pattinson did you recognize him as Edward Cullen the brooding vampire? Or Cedric Diggory the brave hufflepuff? Which one?

Harry, stumbling towards Cho: Your robes are red

Cho, a confused fucker: I-Its actually roses– a-and my robes are blue….

Harry, still going at it: You smell like blue

People now circling around them:

Cho, embarrassed™: h-how do I smell like a color H-Harry?

Harry, still going at it: I’ll give you a dementors k-kis-

Draco, done™: what rubbish is this Potter?! *pulls Harry away* my father will hear about this!

I think ONE of my pet peeves are when one half of the couple says all this crappy nonsense when they are mad at the other half, but if the other half were to hear what they had to say that would be the END of them! But what really JUst gets under my skin is that when they come face to face they are all so darn peachy

Gryffindor: You’re like a slinky, kind of useless, but I can’t help but smile when you fall down the stairs.

Hufflepuff: I hope you step on a lego..

Ravenclaw: I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.

Slytherin: I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to finish charging my phone.

Who thinks the Silver Trio is: Draco, Blaise, and Pansy. or Ginny, Neville, and Luna?

Draco: w-what? O-Oh no *picks up the baby warily* a-are you hungry?? No? T-Then Wha– stop crying!!…HARRY!

Harry: *jumps* *goes to check baby* *makes sure there is no boo boos* hurt? No? Sick? *narrows eyes and does a quick spell* no….–….HERMIONE

Hermione: *runs towards baby, and picks him up, starts to cradle and rock him* I-its not working! *makes a bunch of funny faces* no?! *sings a potion ingredient rhyme*….RONALD

Ron: haaaa nope. *grabs the baby and brings him over to Gma Mol.

Molly: *is vacuuming, making new sweaters, cooking 5 pots of rice and baking cookies* really guys? *grows another arm from the 8th dimension of motherhood* *picks up the baby, puts him over her shoulder and pats his back*

Teddy: *burps* *smiles and kicks around happily in glee*

Draco, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: *jaws wide open*

Molly: and that’s how it’s done!

GUYS! I’m thinking of making my like 99% Harry Potter blog to like an ehh 65% percent Harry Potter?? I want to make my blog a multi-fandom..but ahh I’m scared!!! Should I??

I have this headcanon that EVERYTIME Draco gets sick he is SO over dramatic. Like “Harry, baby, I’m dying, make sure to protect the kids, I-I’ve always loved you.” Yet he only sneezed??? Like boxes and boxes of tissues lined up the floor and his bedside. The dude has pills in one hand and a thermometer in the other. Constantly checking to see if he has conjured the flu. He is constantly drinking honey tea and he calls up all his elders to say “I love you..my funeral is held on Richvile Ln. Make sure to bring presents” all the while Harry is trying to reassure him that he is not! Dying and that he will be fine and literally needs to take a “chill pill”